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We have such dirty minds.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/2646865328242758830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/2646865328242758830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1211377500000#c2646865328242758830' title=''/><author><name>Zephra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04036187147036400140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07241384360631576145'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-717959791'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-8070942058291570889</id><published>2008-05-18T21:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-18T21:07:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Shamlessly Sassy: Thanks you too!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Slouching...</title><content type='html'>Shamlessly Sassy: Thanks you too!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Slouching Mom: I don't know why that is. But that's okay, for the prices they are asking, they should be changing my oil and kissing my feet too!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/8070942058291570889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/8070942058291570889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1211159220000#c8070942058291570889' title=''/><author><name>Mrs. Schmitty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14745072739050640143</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/CeCeGee/Chrissy-1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-598407901'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-7174771782098471552</id><published>2008-05-18T17:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-18T17:29:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>ah, yes, new jersey -- where you aren't even ALLOW...</title><content type='html'>ah, yes, new jersey -- where you aren't even ALLOWED to pump your own gas.  why is that, anyway?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;your family seems to have the one-liners mastered!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/7174771782098471552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/7174771782098471552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1211146140000#c7174771782098471552' title=''/><author><name>slouching mom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05602868040771218507</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JNdrCb-3Rhk/Rt_0KB2LamI/AAAAAAAAAYs/pj4VKxHUAvw/s320/avatar_slouching-mom_bg_whi.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1084334428'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-4379966862344696574</id><published>2008-05-17T01:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-17T01:19:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>So funny! Have a good weekend!</title><content type='html'>So funny! Have a good weekend!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/4379966862344696574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/4379966862344696574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1211001540000#c4379966862344696574' title=''/><author><name>Shamelessly Sassy</name><uri>http://www.shamelesslysassy.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-444937645'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-7868158918702197670</id><published>2008-05-16T20:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T20:51:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Fritz Facts: I never saw it either, isn't it h...</title><content type='html'>The Fritz Facts: I never saw it either, isn't it hilarious?!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Super B's Mom: 5th grade around here is late! I hear some of the kids have had girlfriends since 3rd!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Queen Goob: Thank you! And camouflage this body? Doubtful. But I will definitely let you know how it goes!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Kelley: Sorry I stole...but I gave you credit!! Muffin top...no, that wouldn't fly.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Maria: Glad I could oblige...cupcake!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Jennifer H: I live in Jersey. We can sit on our lazy butts here and let someone else pump our gas. I wouldn't know what to do with the nozzle. Hey...wait a minute...the gas nozzle, that is!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/7868158918702197670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/7868158918702197670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210985460000#c7868158918702197670' title=''/><author><name>Mrs. Schmitty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14745072739050640143</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/CeCeGee/Chrissy-1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-598407901'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-2324171738640465664</id><published>2008-05-16T20:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T20:39:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I love that video--I've seen it a couple of times ...</title><content type='html'>I love that video--I've seen it a couple of times now, and it never stop being funny.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;One question: Where do you live that you can get an attendant to fill up your tank? Clearly, it's some kind of utopia. He could call me ma'am or muffin, or just about anything, as long as I didn't have to pump my own gas.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/2324171738640465664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/2324171738640465664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210984740000#c2324171738640465664' title=''/><author><name>Jennifer H</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16239563357592230711</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jh58wN2utsg/R5awdPnp7wI/AAAAAAAAAAc/diEEfis6sYg/S220/Gray+small.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1901603876'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-3249294740503498421</id><published>2008-05-16T20:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T20:03:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You made me laugh and I truly needed that so bad t...</title><content type='html'>You made me laugh and I truly needed that so bad today. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Thanks, muffin...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/3249294740503498421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/3249294740503498421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210982580000#c3249294740503498421' title=''/><author><name>Maria</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05049511202014141182</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2137845274'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-3021034716452817452</id><published>2008-05-16T19:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T19:15:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>HEY!  You stole that from me... hang on, I totally...</title><content type='html'>HEY!  You stole that from me... hang on, I totally stole it from someone else, who stole it from someone else.  So it's all good..&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And I would totally go for 'muffin' over 'ma'am', unless it was muffin top and then not so much</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/3021034716452817452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/3021034716452817452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210979700000#c3021034716452817452' title=''/><author><name>Kelley</name><uri>http://magnetoboldtoo.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1538743989'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-654563101854963196</id><published>2008-05-16T15:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T15:54:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You have the funniest family, from your brothers t...</title><content type='html'>You have the funniest family, from your brothers to your kids to your husband.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And don't forget to post and let us know how that conversation goes with Mr. Schmitty and W.  In fact, try to camouflage yourself so you can get right in there and hear the whole thing.  THAT is gonna be funny!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/654563101854963196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/654563101854963196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210967640000#c654563101854963196' title=''/><author><name>Queen Goob</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02579192188338877091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_ISYBezM_o1g/R4Y5HpM1YXI/AAAAAAAAABw/73SAcCYQKLc/S220/Cooper+02-27-07+6x4.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1711335665'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-3469638657406010278</id><published>2008-05-16T15:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T15:25:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I love that W "HAS TO" get a girlfiend.  I mean it...</title><content type='html'>I love that W "HAS TO" get a girlfiend.  I mean it is 5th grade and all.  &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Just minus the make-out part.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;BTW....I always hated the Count. Now I know why. Perverted bastard. haha</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/3469638657406010278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/3469638657406010278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210965900000#c3469638657406010278' title=''/><author><name>Super B's Mom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10381834013048859013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13060481125022816679'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_UhdK8O9oPMI/R-qcNTPDClI/AAAAAAAAAYk/XSzlfpXbxHU/S220/SweetHair.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1824247793'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-5479772697361579561</id><published>2008-05-16T12:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T12:21:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I laughed so hard at the video! I have never seen ...</title><content type='html'>I laughed so hard at the video! I have never seen that before.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/5479772697361579561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/5479772697361579561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210954860000#c5479772697361579561' title=''/><author><name>The Fritz Facts</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05162992338469733361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05348355237092157767'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-23863403'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1765658952358915523</id><published>2008-05-16T11:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T11:30:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL!! Read the update!!</title><content type='html'>LOL!! Read the update!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/1765658952358915523'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/1765658952358915523'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210951800000#c1765658952358915523' title=''/><author><name>Mrs. Schmitty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14745072739050640143</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/CeCeGee/Chrissy-1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-598407901'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-4058091135212232159</id><published>2008-05-16T10:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T10:56:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I had to read this about 6 times before I realized...</title><content type='html'>I had to read this about 6 times before I realized tht you meant your gas tank was empty, not that you were on Ecstasy when you went to get gas.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/4058091135212232159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/1656868021342431371/comments/default/4058091135212232159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html?showComment=1210949760000#c4058091135212232159' title=''/><author><name>Jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13170131429639166827</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00100099089216276693'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XSkqEyV6_Vk/R__Z2CFtCOI/AAAAAAAAAV4/E7PSPpCqDQU/S220/60657104%40N00.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.aschmittylife.com/2008/05/things-that-made-me-laugh-yesterday.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38477057.post-1656868021342431371' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38477057/posts/default/1656868021342431371' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1554119269'/></entry></feed>
